35+ Best Insults For Friends Like Chandler Bing

Never let your best friends get lonely…keep disturbing them!! Nothing like having a bosom buddy who bears all your shit, who shares his/her favorite ice cream with you (although snatches away yours), helps you in college assignments, listens to your crazy talks, and takes all the insults you shower on them with love (yeah, let’s just skip the after fight part).

Since everyone is staying at home and we hardly get to meet our friends like in the good old days, interaction through social media and zoom meets (of course) seem to be the best way to stay in touch with our pals. The best part is bombarding your friend’s post with rib-tickling comments. In case you are running short of such fun comments, this post is full of the best insults for friends.

Best friend= mind reader + therapist + personal bartender. Call it best roasts or best insults for friends, the enjoyment we get by teasing our best buddies is indescribable. A few funny insults like “ Your face can scare the shit out of the toilet”, and more are gathered in this post. 

Have you ever watched roasting on a comedy central special episodes on celebrities that are hit with a bunch of aggressive zingers to test their tolerance/ ability to be a sport? You can see this type of roasting on some of Reddit’s dank pages or forums. Your best friend is no less than a celebrity. He too deserves this VIP treatment. We are giving you ways to do so.

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35+ Best Insults For Friends

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You can use these lines and pictures as your Whatsapp status to mock or insult your friends. You can also share this article with them, after all, you are missing them so much. Let them know.

  • You’re as useless as the ‘ueue’ in ‘queue’.
  • Mirrors can’t talk. Lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
  • Hey, you have something on your chin…no, the 3rd one down.
  • You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
  • If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents.
  • You look like something I’d draw with my left hand.
  • Your only chance of getting laid is to crawl up a chicken’s butt and wait.
  • Some day you’ll go far… and I hope you stay there.
  • Aha! I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again!
  • You must be born on a highway cos’ that’s where most accidents happen.
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  • If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  • I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
  • Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
  • So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
  • If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
  • I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
  • When I see your face there’s not a thing I would change…except the direction I was walking in.
  • If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
  • When you were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.
  • I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

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35+ Best Insults For Friends
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  • You should eat makeup, at least you’ll be pretty on the inside.
  • Wow! You have a huge pimple between your shoulders! Oh! wait that’s your face.
  • If the year 2020 was a person, it would be you.
  • My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
  • Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.
  • You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.
  • Some people should use a glue stick instead of chopstick.
  • Everyone is entitled to act stupid once in their lifetime, but you are really abusing that privilege.
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  • Of course, I talk like an idiot. How else could you understand me?
  • You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
  • I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
  • It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
  • I love that super cute thing you do where you don’t text me back for hours, adorable.
  • I am just so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time.
  • Excuse me miss, you’ve got a bit of face on your makeup.
  • You sound better with your mouth closed.

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These were some of the tried and tested best insults for friends who keep troubling you all the time. Hope this box of insults makes your friends day. These lines are as sarcastic as funny.

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