So guys! Don’t you think your usual “you’re the apple of my eye” is getting out of date? Why not try something new that will make your girl laugh her heart out? Like the nerdy pickup lines! Have you ever observed how your simple bookworm of a friend got his current girlfriend when you all believed he wouldn’t get any? It’s simply because of how smooth he was with his multiplication tricks! So why don’t you also try your hand and become a geek for a day or two! Try our compilation of the best nerdy and geeky pick-up lines!
Pick-up lines are wide-ranging, they can be cheeky, romantic, absurd, and even intellectual! But you know what? There’s a different charm to the pick-up lines that are used by geeky-nerdy people! These robotic people when try to relate every human emotion with machines, equations, and chemical formulas, is simply CUTE!
Do you know a fun fact about your usual geeks and nerds? They can relate anything with science and all universally accepted facts! They can make everything seem so simple and complex at the same time! Take for example Ayame and Shinya! (two characters in anime series) They actually tried to prove their love through SCIENCE!
But this isn’t about proving your love, but rather expressing it! So, let’s jump onto the best nerdy and geeky pickup lines that you can use while flirting!
How Geeks And Nerds Flirt!
People don’t become geeks and nerds in a day! Their usual lifestyle gets influenced and affected by their interests and aspirations, making them slightly out of touch with humankind. It’s especially charming to see their “bookish” and “hence proved” selves to relate to certain situations! And it becomes particularly funny when they start liking a girl and have no idea how to get her! Thus starts the journey of geeky-nerdy flirting!
But you know what? Not all girls or guys get the hang of it! People have to be intelligent enough to reach their level of intellect. Thus, if your girl or guy is not so interested in science or mathematics or maybe anime, then there are possible chances that he/she will not respond to your flirting positively.
Because you know what? All the nerds and geeks try to find is, “relation”. They try to relate and explain and thus, a person needs to be on the same wavelength as them to actually get to them and even laugh. Otherwise its a just a -NO SHOW!
Best Nerdy And Geeky Pick-up Lines for All Majors!
Students from different majors have different ways of flirting! A science major will try to communicate his love through chemicals and elements. While an English major’s love language will be literature! So let’s see how a literary major or your possible scientist will flirt!
Pickup Lines For Literature Nerds
- Charles Dickens might have given you great expectations, but I can meet them.
- Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? because any room with you in it is a room with a view.
- You had me at “Othello.”
- You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct usage of grammar.
- I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met. Now, I can’t get past “u.”
- it’s funny that you’re reading Tennessee Williams since you’re the only 10 I see.
- I could say that “I Wandered Lonely as a cloud” before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won’t go out with me?
- I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I’m just going to say it: I’m Wilde about you.
- I’d never say “Farewell” to those Arms.
- Your ex was so Comic Sans, but I’m all Times New Roman and yours for the formatting.
- You had me at the correct use of “you’re.”
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Pickup Lines For Mathematic Nerds
- I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you.
- You are one well-defined function!
- My love for you goes on like the value of pi.
- You must be a 90-degree angle, because you’re looking all right!
- If you’re so good at algebra, could you replace my X without asking Y?
- If you were an angle, you’d be an acute one.
- You and I add up better than the Riemann sum.
- You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
- Without you, I’m like a null set
- The square root of all my fantasies is you.
- Can I have your significant digits?
Pickup Lines For History Nerds
- I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
- I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
- “Ours is the Leviathan of love – all-powerful.”
- You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
- Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
- “The Great Depression is anytime when you’re not around.”
- “No need to wait for the succession, you’re first in line for me.”
- “You hit me harder than the stock market crash of October 1929.”
- “Are you a historical landmark? Because Eiffel for you.”
- “Like Martin Luther, I’m gonna post 95 reasons that will make you reconsider me.”
- “You must be John Locke because you are the key to my conscious.”
Pickup Lines For Geography Nerds
- Nothing’s been the same since I fell into your territorial trap.
- You must be a pile of dinosaur bones because I dig you.
- If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
- You’re so hot, I bet you’re the one causing global warming.
- I was lost in space until I saw you.
- Are you from Mars? Because you look out of this world.
- Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me away from you babe!
- You just continentally drifted into my heart.
- Do you have a map, because I just got lost in your eyes.
- Is that the summit of Mt. Everest or are you just happy to see me?
- Let’s go to the top of a mountain where I’ve set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.
Pickup Lines For Science Nerds
- I could spend a lifetime explaining how diamonds are formed but I would rather just buy you one.
- I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
- You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
- Your pH must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
- I must be going through anaerobic respiration right now ’cause you take my breath away.
- Are you a carbon sample, because I want to date you.
- You’re sweeter than fructose.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
- You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner
- You’re more special than relativity.
- Every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
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The list of these pickup lines can go onto infinity where you’ll find every major playing their part! Do you think computer majors don’t flirt? They have a different love language too! Just get ready to be surprised when they roll out their tongues so sweetly. Every nerd has a different love language and if you know, YOU KNOW!
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