Does the girl you like find atoms and molecules more interesting than you? Is she not catching up with your usual hints? Get a clue dude! She’s not Katie but AMY! (from The Big Bang Theory) you need to get into the character and level up a bit. Your girl is a science major and nothing else gets to her! Why not speak in a language she understands? Why don’t you try impressing her with the best science pick-up lines!
Science is everywhere and we’ve been learning it since we were kids. But did you know the scientific concepts that you learned while crying could be used to IMPRESS A GIRL! No? Keep reading then! I never thought Thomas Dolby’s “She Blinded Me with Science” could ever be used. But now I know how! To get that girl in a lab smelling like chemicals. Science pick-up lines have a charm that simple romancing doesn’t have. Flirting in a scientific way makes you look so much smarter and for a person with taste- HOT even!
Get your Sheldon out by saying: “You’re Wise And You Smell Like Books’. Which girl doesn’t like to be complimented as wise and the nostalgic smell of books is best for bookworms. If your girl is the one, then get her with this! “You are my enzyme” is getting too common these days, let’s look for something unique! Something that will surely impress you girl. Let me tell you my favorite one out there “Copernicus was wrong. You are the center of my universe.” Now go get cheeky and let’s see where it gets you!
Let’s start your love story with science! Let’s say bye-bye to traditional science we’ve been learning so far and get to know the hidden world of it! The science that is full of love and romance!
Romancing With Science: Best Science Pick-up Lines
Let’s start warming up to the idea of science and love. As you know, everything is a scientific reaction happening within, so why not let it all out? Just like I earlier said – BE A SHELDON!
For more references on how you can become one, try watching “The big bang theory”. This is the epitome of what a science couple looks like! Do you know what Sheldon said to Amy? Here, read this – “Like That Earworm, I Can’t Get You Out Of My Heart. So What I’m Trying To Say Is You’re My Heartworm”
How cute is that! Now you know what Sheldon is, so let’s hop on the journey to make you one! Let’s romance physics, biology, and chemistry!
WARNING! Words of precaution guys! Only use these lines on the chicks you know otherwise instead of experiencing some smush in the chemistry lab, you might get some burns instead!
Pick-Up Lines On Biology
- Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
- Mitochondria is a flop, it’s you who gives me power babe!
- I’m no organ donor but I’ll be happy to give you my heart.
- You are like cholesterol, dangerous to my heart.
- I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
- Girl, do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.
- You give me premature ventricular contractions
- When I’m near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.
- You must be the one for me since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
- You’re so hot, you must be the cause of global warming.
- We belong together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
- You are so hot. You denature my proteins.
- You’re sweeter than fructose.
- My eyes stick to you like histones on DNA.
- My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
- Are you a third-stage neurosyphilis? ‘Cause I can’t get you out of my head!
- I can’t live without you because you are my pacemaker.
- Let me be your ribcage so I can protect your heart.
- Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re Sodium (so-damn) fine!
Pick-Up Lines On Chemistry
- Forget Hydrogen, you are my number one element.
- Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
- Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
- You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
- Are you copper? Because I can Cu in my dreams
- Are you a carbon sample, because I want to date you.
- Are you a scientist? Because I Lab you!
- Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn we had chemistry together.
- Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
- I know Avogadro’s number. How about you give me yours?
- You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
- You must be a good benzene ring because you are pleasantly aromatic.
- Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
- Hey baby, I’ve got my ion you!
- You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.
Pick-Up Lines On Physics
- Baby you’ve definitely got potential, my place would be a great place to convert it to kinetic.
- Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
- You and I get together like a superposition of two waves in phase.
- You are a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
- Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you!
- You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
- Honey, we’re a galvanic cell. Can’t you feel the electricity flowing between us?
- You must have swallowed a magnet because I am so attracted to you right now.
- I think my heart just lagged.
- Is it just disproportionate gravitational force or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?
- Wanna dance? I can get your inertia in motion.
- Your smile is warmer than a hydrogen plasma.
- You are the Higgs Boson of my life because, without you, my universe won’t ‘matter’.
- In accordance with Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.
- Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Besides your usual bio, chemistry, and physics pickup lines, you can also flirt while using mathematics, geology, and many other subjects in your pickup lines! For example: “Are you a square root of 2? Because you drive me irrational!” Isn’t that cool? You can make your own pickup lines, it’s super easy! You just have to be curious enough to try!
Women prefer a guy who is smart and handsome but also FUNNY! Guy with a funny bone makes the usual conversation interesting and it’s very comfortable to be around them. Thus, having some cheeky, funny and even relatable science pick-up lines is always a plus!
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