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Best Halloween Quotes

Halloween is around the corner and you must have started preparing for the festivals. There is so much to do. The costumes you are going to wear, deciding the themes of the Halloween parties, and a lot more. But, among all these things, did you thought about the  Halloween quotes that you are going to use for forwarding wishes on WhatsApp? What about the Halloween Instagram Captions?

Worry not, we know that you are going to click a lot of pictures for sharing on Instagram on Halloween Night. A post on Instagram without a proper caption describing the event is as useless as Halloween night without Creepiness and Spook. So, here we are with the list of the Funny Halloween quotes that will make your wishes and Instagram posts Halloween ready.

Halloween Quotes are the inseparable parts of the festival, you need perfect quotes for everything that you have planned. For example, if you are preparing a Halloween gift you need Halloween quotes to write on a card or if you are wishing someone to text or face to face, funny Halloween quotes always make the wish special. 

Halloween Quotes

Halloween is all about fun and thrill. We know that the main events start in the evening when the sun goes down and night takes over. But, Halloween wishes are circulated among friends and family on social media apps. So, here is the list of the creepy and funny Halloween quotes that you can use to write messages on cards, forward on social media, and also use as the caption in your Instagram posts.  

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Funny Halloween Quotes

Funny Halloween Quotes
Source: History.com
  1. “Anyone could see that the wind was a special wind this night, and the darkness took on a special feel because it was All Hallows’ Eve.” Ray Bradbury, American Author
  2. “During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.” Unknown
  3. “Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.” William Shakespeare, Macbeth
  4. “Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” Edgar Allan Poe, American Writer
  5. “Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” Mason Cooley, American Aphorist
  6. “Not every witch lives in Salem.” Unknown
  7. “Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue.” Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow
  8. “The world turned upside down—in a good way—for one black velvet night.” Karen Fortunati, American Author
  9. “Fear,’ the doctor said, ‘is the relinquishment of logic, the willing relinquishing of reasonable patterns. We yield to it or we fight it, but we cannot meet it halfway.’” Shirley Jackson, The Haunting of Hill House
  10. “No good deed will I do again.” Elphaba, Wicked
  11. “Witch parking. All others will be toad.” Unknown
  12. “Goodbye cruel world.” Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
  13. “Where there is no imagination there is no horror.” Arthur Conan Doyle, British Writer
  14. “There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.” Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
  15. “I heard all things in the heaven and in the earth. I heard many things in hell.” Edgar Allan Poe, The Tell-Tale Heart

Happy Halloween Quotes

  1. “Everything seemed cut from soft black velvet or gold or orange velvet. Smoke panted up out of a thousand chimneys like the plumes of funeral parades. From kitchen windows drifted two pumpkin smells: gourds being cut, pies being baked.” Ray Bradbury, American Author
  2. “Harvey wasn’t interested in the clothes, it was the masks that mesmerized him. They were like snowflakes: no two alike. Some were made of wood and of plastic; some of straw and cloth and papier-mâché. Some were as bright as parrots, others as pale as parchment. Some were so grotesque he was certain they’d been carved by crazy people; others so perfect they looked like the death masks of angels. There were masks of clowns and foxes, masks like skulls decorated with real teeth, and one with carved flames instead of hair.” Clive Barker, The Thief of Always
  3. “Good-bye, Ichabod Crane. I curse the day you came to Sleepy Hollow.” Katrina Van Tassel, Sleepy Hollow
  4. “We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.” Stephen King, American Author
  5. ”I dropped the candies into the children’s bags, thinking: You small mortals don’t realize the power of your stories.” Karen Russell, Vampires in the Lemon Grove
  6. “I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” Gomez, The Addams Family
  7. “Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.” Judy Gold, American Comedian
  8. “It is impossible to say how first the idea entered my brain; but once conceived, it haunted me day and night.” Edgar Allan Poe, The Tell-Tale Heart
  9. “Halloween is an ancient druidic holiday, one the Celtic peoples have celebrated for millennia. It is the crack between the last golden rays of summer and the dark of winter; the delicately balanced tweak of the year before it is given over entirely to the dark; a time for the souls of the departed to squint, to peek and perhaps to travel through the gap.” Jenny Colgan, Welcome To Rosie Hopkins’ Sweetshop Of Dreams
  10. “I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” Jay Hawkins, American Singer-Songwriter
  11. “You must believe me, it was a horseman, a dead one! Headless!” Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow
  12. “He had arranged the arms and legs in letters, and the letters spelled out a single small word: BOO. The three torsos were carefully arranged below the BOO in a quarter-circle, making a cute little Halloween smile. What a scamp.” Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter 
  13. “Halloween shadows played upon the walls of the houses. In the sky the Halloween moon raced in and out of the clouds. The Halloween wind was blowing, not a blasting of wind but a right-sized swelling, falling, and gushing of wind. It was a lovely and exciting night, exactly the kind of night Halloween should be.” Eleanor Estes, The Witch Family
  14. “I was born on the night of Samhain, when the barrier between the worlds is whisper-thin and when magic, old magic, sings its heady and sweet song to anyone who cares to hear it.” Carolyn MacCullough, Once a Witch
  15. “Listen to them—the children of the night. What music they make!” Bram Stoker, Irish Author

Short Halloween Quotes

Funny Halloween Quotes
Source: KSTP TV
  1. “Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.” —J.K. Rowling
  2. “Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.” —Unknown
  3. “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” —William Shakespeare
  4. “It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” —Brackett
  5. “When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.” —Unknown
  6. “Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” —Richelle E. Goodrich
  7. “Something wicked this way comes.” —William Shakespeare
  8. “The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.” —Eden Phillpots
  9. “Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.” —Arthur Conan Doyle
  10. “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” —Max, Hocus Pocus
  11. “There is something haunting in the light of the moon.” —Joseph Conrad

Halloween Quotes Funny

  1. “They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.” Edgar Allan Poe, The Tell-Tale Heart
  2. “We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.” The Addams Family
  3. “Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.” Unknown
  4. “I must go in. The fog is rising.” Emily Dickinson, American Poet
  5. “Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” Bill Waterson, American Cartoonist
  6. “I’m wicked through and through.” Elphaba, Wicked
  7. “When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.” Unknown
  8. “Am I walking toward something I should be running away from?” Shirley Jackson, The Haunting of Hill House
  9. “We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!” Humbert Wolfe, British Poet
  10. “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” Max, Hocus Pocus
  11. “The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.” Unknown
  12. “Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” Rusty Fischer, American Author
  13. “Now this is the point. You fancy me a mad. Madmen know nothing. But you should have seen me. You should have seen how wisely I proceeded…” Edgar Allan Poe, The Tell-Tale Heart
  14. “On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” Ava Dellaria, American Author
  15. “Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.” J.K. Rowling, English Author

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Halloween Sayings

Funny Halloween Quotes
Source: Patch
  1. Have a fang-tastic night
  2. Happy Haunting!
  3. Please park all brooms at the door
  4. Caution! Witch Crossing
  5. Have a bootiful Halloween
  6. Don’t be a scaredy cat
  7. I witch you a Happy Halloween
  8. Halloween is a real treat
  9. If you want a tasty sweet…
  10. Be sure to holler trick or treat!
  11. Stop in for a spell
  12. Eat, drink and be scary!
  13. Ghostly Greetings!
  14. Boo to you from our crew

Cute Halloween Quotes

  1. “Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.” Shirley Jackson, The Haunting of Hill House
  2. “I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” L.M. Montgomery, Canadian Author
  3. “This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either it goes or I do.” Oscar Wilde
  4. “It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” Brackett, Halloween
  5. “That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.” Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow
  6. “Shadows mutter, mist replies; darkness purrs as midnight sighs.” Rusty Fischer, American Author
  7. “A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.” Lucy Van Pelt, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
  8. “There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.” Robert Brault, American Author
  9. “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” William Shakespeare, The Tempest
  10. “Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” Aggie Cromwell, Halloweentown
  11. “I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.” Evan Peters, American Actor
  12. “There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.” George Carlin, American Comedian
  13. “Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees, ‘Tonight is Halloween!’” Dexter Kozen
  14. “Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!” Billy Butcherson, Hocus Pocus
  15. “Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing/Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.” Edgar Allen Poe, The Raven

Funny Halloween Quotes for Adults

Funny Haloween Quotes
Source: Procon.org
  1. “On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.” Rodney Dangerfield
  2. “I think if human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. Wouldn’t life be more interesting that way? And now that I think about it, why the heck don’t they? Who made the rule that everybody has to dress like sheep 364 days of the year? Think of all the people you’d meet if they were in costume every day. People would be so much easier to talk to—like talking to dogs. ” Douglas Coupland, “The Gum Thief”
  3. “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” —Tim Burton
  4. “There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.” George Carlin
  5. “I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” Henry David Thoreau
  6. “Conservatives understand Halloween, liberals only understand Christmas. If you want to control a population, don’t give it social services, give it a scary adversary.” Tom Robbins, “Skinny Legs and All”
  7. “Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await you coming. When you rise out of the pumpkin patch that night, please remember I am your most loyal follower. Have a nice trip. Don’t forget to take out flight insurance.” Linus from Charles M. Schulz’s “The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 6: 1961-1962”
  8. “I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?’ “Drew Carey
  9. “I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.” Anonymous
  10. “The witches fly
    Across the sky,
    The owls go, ‘Who? Who? Who?’
    The black cats yowl
    And green ghosts howl,
    ‘Scary Halloween to you!'” Nina Willis Walter
  11. “Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then they dressed me up and said, ‘Go beg for it.’ I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, ‘Trick or treat…No, thank you.'” —Rita Rudner
  12. “Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” Steve Almond
  13. “Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the ‘spirits’ of things.” Dee Snider
  14. “Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.” —Fernando Pessoa
  15. “There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.” —Jean Baudrillard
  16. “From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!” Scottish Saying
  17. “This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.” Conan O’Brien

Halloween Quotes Movie

  1. “My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage.” — Aunt Frances, Practical Magic
  2. “Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!” — Morticia, The Addams Family
  3. “It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.” — Dani, Hocus Pocus
  4. “No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!” — Tatum Riley, Scream
  5. “Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?” — Helen/The Princess, The Mummy (1932)
  6. “That’s right. I am the pumpkin king!” Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas
  7. “Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.” — Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice
  8. “Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job.” — Morticia, The Addams Family
  9. “If I hadn’t just been sitting in it, I’d say you’ve lost your mind.” — Maggot, Corpse Bride
  10. “Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?” — Allison, Hocus Pocus
  11. “Being normal is vastly overrated.” — Aggie Cromwell, Halloweentown
  12. “Can I keep you?” — Casper, Casper
  13. “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” — Max, Hocus Pocus
  14. “Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.” — Emily, Corpse Bride
  15. “I’m the ghost with the most, babe.” — Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice
  16. “You are too precious for words, why I could just… eat you alive!” — Morticia, The Addams Family

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Wrapping Up

Share these funny and motivational Halloween quotes with your family and friends on WhatsApp and let them know that you care for them. All you have to do is copy these quotes from above and paste them into your WhatsApp chat. If you liked these funny Halloween quotes then do tell us in the comments section.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are some Halloween sayings?

  1. Have a fang-tastic night
  2. Happy Haunting!
  3. Please park all brooms at the door
  4. Caution! Witch Crossing
  5. Have a bootiful Halloween
  6. Don’t be a scaredy cat
  7. I witch you a Happy Halloween
  8. Halloween is a real treat
  9. If you want a tasty sweet…
  10. Be sure to holler trick or treat!
  11. Stop in for a spell
  12. Eat, drink and be scary!
  13. Ghostly Greetings!
  14. Boo to you from our crew

What are Some Creepy Halloween Quotes?

Some of the Creepy Halloween Quotes are 

  1. “There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.” George Carlin
  2. “I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” Henry David Thoreau
  3. “Conservatives understand Halloween, liberals only understand Christmas. If you want to control a population, don’t give it social services, give it a scary adversary.” Tom Robbins, “Skinny Legs and All”
  4. “Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await you coming. When you rise out of the pumpkin patch that night, please remember I am your most loyal follower. Have a nice trip. Don’t forget to take out flight insurance.” Linus from Charles M. Schulz’s “The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 6: 1961-1962”
  5. “I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?’ “Drew Carey

What is a Good Halloween Greeting?

Some of the good Halloween quotes are 

  1. “Good-bye, Ichabod Crane. I curse the day you came to Sleepy Hollow.” Katrina Van Tassel, Sleepy Hollow
  2. “We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.” Stephen King, American Author
  3. ”I dropped the candies into the children’s bags, thinking: You small mortals don’t realize the power of your stories.” Karen Russell, Vampires in the Lemon Grove
  4. “I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” Gomez, The Addams Family
  5. “Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.” Judy Gold, American Comedian
  6. “It is impossible to say how first the idea entered my brain; but once conceived, it haunted me day and night.” Edgar Allan Poe, The Tell-Tale Heart

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